a conversation about hipsters
- him: You ever consider being a hipster?
- me: Just on the pants they all wear, no way. Seriously, who wants to smuggle fruit all day?
- him: Yup, I'd have to lose a few pounds to wear those stupidly tight pants.
- me: You and me both. We'd be rockin' some sweet muffin top. OH!—unless we let the muffin tops really hang out, and then we could be all, "yes, I let my muffin top hang out *ironically.*"