Two random conversations with Elle
Elle: It’s hard to see because of the sunset.
J: Yes, but there’s sun. And that’s the important thing. The sun makes me happy.
Elle: The sun makes me happy. The sun makes Jesus happy, too.
Elle: I don’t like Spongebob.
J: No?
Elle: But Spiderman is awesome. Batman is awesome, too.
Archery
- Me: Look, they're doing archery over at our park.
- Amber: They're shooting a tree?!
- Me: No, they're doing *archery.* Bows and arrows and stuff. It's called "archery."
- Amber: Oh, so they're shooting down *our* tree? Who's shooting down our tree?
naughty clothes
Amber: Papa, do you want to be on the naughty list?
J: Nope. Why would I want to be on the naughty list? Naughty people don’t get toys.
Amber: Yup, naughty people get clothes!
Christina: Wha?! Do you mean “coal?”
Amber: What’s coal?
Glad we got this cleared up today, otherwise Amber was going to be super sad tomorrow.
