Ah, the power of the pixillation. You’re welcome.
That killer look on my face? That’s me contemplating starting a bike shorts company that offers complimentary, uh, extras with every purchase. Like socks or those paper change rolls (you supply your own quarters). Or a strategically placed pocket for certain kinds of energy bars. I think I’d call my bike shorts company Shorty+, and I’ll market on the interwebs. I’ll use discrete packaging, tho—promise.
(It’s probably a good thing no one bothers to read this blog.)
This is the mind dump of J Maxfield, a former whitewater river guide, bike shop mechanic, and kayak rental dude that now finds himself making a living in 