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Who is J? J is a former whitewater river guide, bike shop mechanic, and kayak rental dude that now finds himself making a living in the desert of Southern Utah as a web developer / designer for a nondescript government agency. He is married and has two adorable children. 



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</description><title>talus slope of the mind</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @j)</generator><link>http://j.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo of the Day: U.S. Olympic Swimming</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.getoutdoors.com/goblog/index.php?/archives/2908-Photo-of-the-Day-U.S.-Olympic-Swimming.html"&gt;Photo of the Day: U.S. Olympic Swimming&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45123157</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45123157</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:13:48 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s not looking good for a river trip this year so...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HYi7wnoeGTg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HYi7wnoeGTg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s not looking good for &lt;a href="http://j.tumblr.com/post/43865971/lets-suppose"&gt;a river trip&lt;/a&gt; this year so perhaps I’ll have to try &lt;a href="http://bretberger.org/javawarp/wacky.html"&gt;Bret’s&lt;/a&gt; idea as demonstrated above.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45121976</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45121976</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:03:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I get asked to do things with my particular skillz in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/As6Cj9KGlcdg6pzqoK77SnIP_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sometimes I get asked to do things with my particular skillz in this job that defy proper description. This would be one of those times.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45120715</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45120715</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:50:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>50mm2m: pretty pretty</title><description>&lt;a href="http://50mm2m.com/index.php?showimage=47"&gt;50mm2m: pretty pretty&lt;/a&gt;: I failed to ego-post this the other day. &lt;a href="http://50mm2m.com/index.php?showimage=46"&gt;What a difference&lt;/a&gt; a few months can make, no?</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45021372</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45021372</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:59:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Balloon Release For Orphans Goes Hilariously Wrong
What does it...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="337"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTQ1MDcy" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTQ1MDcy" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="337"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wtfurls.com/videos/590/balloon-release-for-orphans-goes-hilariously-wrong"&gt;Balloon Release For Orphans Goes Hilariously Wrong&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What does it say about me that I find this so incredibly hysterical? (&lt;a href="http://mark.studiomoustache.com/post/44631616/nickdouglas-balloon-release-for-orphans-goes"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45021182</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/45021182</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:57:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>You know you’re a nerd when you accidentally declare (out loud) that you’re going to...</title><description>You know you’re a nerd when you accidentally declare (out loud) that you’re going to delete your lunch wrapper instead of just throw it away</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44850082</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44850082</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:02:08 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>In case the aforementioned “Oy with the poodles...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2e681kuHWds"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2e681kuHWds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case the aforementioned “Oy with the poodles already!” needed some sort of clarification.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sup&gt;(Which it didn’t, right? Since I long ago chased all the real men away from here.)&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44507547</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44507547</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:04:20 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Though I’m just now seeing the irony in that a “don’t you dare” vibe is...</title><description>Though I’m just now seeing the irony in that a “don’t you dare” vibe is exactly what a “sir” would put out. Oy with the poodles already!</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44507254</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44507254</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:59:46 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Ran into the 12 y/o biddy at the gym again today. She musta caught my “don’t you...</title><description>Ran into the 12 y/o biddy at the gym again today. She musta caught my “don’t you dare” vibe as she looked @ her feet instead of greeting me.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44507256</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44507256</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:55:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>When I confronted her about calling me sir (“did you just _sir_ me?”) she corrected...</title><description>When I confronted her about calling me sir (“did you just _sir_ me?”) she corrected herself: “Have a good night, mister.” Progress? No.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44417935</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44417935</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:40:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I was sir’d by the 12 year old biddy running the desk at the gym tonight. Insult to injury: I...</title><description>I was sir’d by the 12 year old biddy running the desk at the gym tonight. Insult to injury: I guess I’m fat *and* old.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44417936</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44417936</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:40:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Tell me why I scroll to the top of a webpage before closing the tab? Are there levels of insane? Is...</title><description>Tell me why I scroll to the top of a webpage before closing the tab? Are there levels of insane? Is this “extra” insane b/c I know I do it?</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44404000</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44404000</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:26:49 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>um...no.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/fashion/31shorts.html?_r=1&amp;ex=1375243200&amp;oref=slogin"&gt;um...no.&lt;/a&gt;: This is disgraceful to those of us that have worked so hard over the years to be able to wear shorts to work &lt;i&gt;properly&lt;/i&gt;. (&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/gruber/statuses/873752162"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44226890</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44226890</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:24:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Dang - the money for this little slice of heaven just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/As6Cj9KGlc1zlhi7v1CYiAK4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dang - the money for this little slice of heaven just isn’t in the budget. (&lt;a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/29/limited-edition-90210-ipod-nano-surfaces-we-hardly-believe-its/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44124318</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/44124318</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:20:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Let's suppose...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;…that you had August 19th (as a partial travel day) off from work. You’d already be in the Salt Lake City area. And then let’s suppose that you didn’t have to be back to work, strictly speaking, until August 25th. OK, in reality you prolly have to be around to pick up the family and go home by the 23rd. But let’s use some of this as a given.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m thinking out loud here - can you tell?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What would you do? Would you consider, maybe, a semi-last minute guerrilla-style excursion to the ol’ stomping grounds for a river trip? The kind where the grueling 9-12 hour drive is offset by a free guide and gear at cost? Something that looks &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/notindoors/sets/72057594070984025/"&gt;like this&lt;/a&gt;? Something where there are, at most, four or five people that all share costs?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Any takers?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;UPDATE&lt;/b&gt;: OK, so far it’s me and &lt;a href="http://bossdj.tumblr.com/"&gt;bossdj&lt;/a&gt;. Who else is with us?! Come on, people - let’s spread the word.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43865971</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43865971</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:24:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My wife tells me that I have been married to her now for 2,555 days. Poor woman. And it...</title><description>My wife tells me that I have been married to her now for 2,555 days. Poor woman. And it doesn’t feel like a day past 2,479.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43759226</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43759226</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:35:04 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My only movie reviews of the year - ready? Dark Knight: meh. WALL•E: freakin’ amazing.</title><description>My only movie reviews of the year - ready? Dark Knight: meh. WALL•E: freakin’ amazing.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43662325</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43662325</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:33:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I want to spend a few days kayaking on Powell. I’m thinking late Sept. or Oct. Anyone have any...</title><description>I want to spend a few days kayaking on Powell. I’m thinking late Sept. or Oct. Anyone have any thoughts? Experience with Powell?</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43576902</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43576902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:32:34 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Seriously - first Tom and now this. I worry about her feelings of self-worth.</title><description>Seriously - first Tom and now this. I worry about her feelings of self-worth.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43411474</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43411474</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:23:15 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Imagine you’re the beautiful Katie Holmes. And then imagine that you can be replaced with...</title><description>Imagine you’re the beautiful Katie Holmes. And then imagine that you can be replaced with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Ka-Pow! That can’t feel good.</description><link>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43411477</link><guid>http://j.tumblr.com/post/43411477</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:23:00 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
