This is the mind dump of J Maxfield. Sometimes stuff will get posted. Other times it will not. Either way, it’s all good. Who is J? J is a former whitewater river guide, bike shop mechanic, and kayak rental dude that now finds himself making a living in the desert of Southern Utah as a web developer / designer for a nondescript government agency. He is married and has two adorable children. _uacct = "UA-585878-3"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @j)http://j.tumblr.com/<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/As6Cj9KGljwxlivezwX5muJEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://j.tumblr.com/post/78119323http://j.tumblr.com/post/78119323Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:43:33 -0700<p>Took NyQuil just now for the 1st time ever. Already feeling woozy. Psychosomatic or justtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/71076497http://j.tumblr.com/post/71076497Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:24:22 -0700<p>2nd daddy/daughter movie night. How was Despereaux, you ask? Go for the trailers. Then leave. Kid (& me) more entertained by lighted stairs.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/69691418http://j.tumblr.com/post/69691418Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:11:49 -0700<embed src="http://blip.tv/play/+iDlwCUA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="318" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br/><br/><p>What happens when Amber plays the skiing game on the Wii Fit?</p> <p>Pure. Magic.</p> <p>^{(And yes, it took all I had to not use that infernal Milkshake song.)}</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/69519146http://j.tumblr.com/post/69519146Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:37:15 -0700<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/As6Cj9KGlics1gm9RiKYve5ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://j.tumblr.com/post/68497358http://j.tumblr.com/post/68497358Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:32:53 -0700<p>How many credits do y’all think mah MFA program should give me for creating the most awesome Mii of myself? Bunches. <a href="http://twitpic.com/zt6y">http://twitpic.com/zt6y</a></p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/68433158http://j.tumblr.com/post/68433158Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:53:31 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDIQp5pbAl8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDIQp5pbAl8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Classic: a little Bill Irwin doin’ his thing on The Cosby Show.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/68420870http://j.tumblr.com/post/68420870Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:28:19 -0700<p>The scene: two young men in a gym. Clearly juicers. They’re even wearing juicer garb — that is to say they’re wearing those weird tank tops that juicers wear that allow their nipples to hang out. Nipples must be important to juicers. I mean, who does that? Does no one think of the children? I digress.</p> <p>One of these juicers has just grunted his way through some repetitions and now I find them nearly cheek to cheek — both bopping in a quasi-dance. This seems odd so I look closer to find what? They’re sharing a single set of earbuds. Listening, apparently, to some juicer anthem.</p> <p>I ask you: assuming you’d live and/or could escape their inevitable rage (you <b>are</b> disturbing some <a href="http://j.tumblr.com/post/40319324/watching-wimbledon-but-im-not-sure-if-im">‘roid</a>-induced ritual after all), what would <i>you</i> want to ask them in that moment?</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/68246835http://j.tumblr.com/post/68246835Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:26:00 -0700<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/As6Cj9KGlia4hougBSvmvB9jo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Elle with a little hair of the dog on New Year’s Day.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/68157011http://j.tumblr.com/post/68157011Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:58:10 -0700<p>Yo ABC — don’t think we didn’t notice that the only “musicians” to not sing their parts of the New Year’s Eve promo were the Pussycat Dolls.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/67937186http://j.tumblr.com/post/67937186Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:48:48 -0700<p>Mental note: stock the iPhone w/ angrier music—a little more Pearl Jam & its ilk to sit aside Guster and The Weepies is in order, me thinks.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/67731904http://j.tumblr.com/post/67731904Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:20:32 -0700<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/As6Cj9KGli63m9ukdbniSAQso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My my — has it been a <a href="http://j.tumblr.com/post/22717093/ah-busted-tees-too-true">year</a> already?</p> <p>Might I also suggest:</p> <ul> <li><a href="http://mingle2.com/blog/view/history-impress">How to Impress a Girl From Ancient History to Now</a></li> <li><a href="http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn">10 Reasons it Would Rule to Date a Unicorn</a></li> </ul>http://j.tumblr.com/post/67725070http://j.tumblr.com/post/67725070Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:22:36 -0700<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/As6Cj9KGli1evt1z0o8LN6RLo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Great advice for this Sunday morning.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/67159366http://j.tumblr.com/post/67159366Sun, 28 Dec 2008 08:39:04 -0700gluesuper glue<p>My father-in-law was ordered by my mother-in-law to stop watching his movie and assemble *my* kid’s toy. The joy of being perceived inept :)</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/67122866http://j.tumblr.com/post/67122866Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:26:18 -0700<p>3:15am is close enough to 2am to continue to declare my theory sound. Is it a blessing or curse that they don’t both erupt at the same time?</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/66402349http://j.tumblr.com/post/66402349Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:54:46 -0700<p>Compared to the most recent political period, this holiday shopping season is practically *flying* by. Thank heavens.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/65983807http://j.tumblr.com/post/65983807Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:38:47 -0700<p>Thank goodness I’m a man? Everyday—no booze required. <a href="http://is.gd/cFFV">http://is.gd/cFFV</a></p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/65945226http://j.tumblr.com/post/65945226Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:38:12 -0700<p>Why is it always either at and/or within eyeshot of 2am when kids opt to puke all over their cribs?</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/65898058http://j.tumblr.com/post/65898058Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:37:34 -0700<p>Grading? Done. Students who are freaking out? Cease with the epistles. Seriously.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/65850840http://j.tumblr.com/post/65850840Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:37:20 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://j.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/65749642/As6Cj9KGlhojfe6tEHtPk7X0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Finally, a Christmas song I can get behind. From the <a href="http://j.tumblr.com/search/bearskinrug">warped mind</a> of Kevin over at Bearskinrung comes this season’s must-listen. Some lyrics to whet your appetite:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>All Christmas Cheer<br/> made Christmas <i>Fear</i><br/> by accidental fury;<br/> Made worse next day<br/> when he came awake<br/> while his body I did bury.</i></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.bearskinrug.co.uk/_articles/2008/12/19/christmas_deposition/">Find all the lyrics here</a>. Happy Holidays, folks.</p>http://j.tumblr.com/post/65749642http://j.tumblr.com/post/65749642Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:25:18 -0700