December 2010
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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mmm…chocolate
M&M’s—there are a lot of different kinds: plain, peanut, pretzel, almond, dark, etc. But there’s one variation that’s missing. Let’s call it the “M&M double.” Think of it like a peanut M&M, but instead of the peanut, you use a plain M&M instead. So inside of a great chocolaty-melts-in-your-mouth-not-in-your-hand M&M is another M&M. ...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Spectacles
Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Three (not at all) important questions: Which are the new glasses—A or B? Is the goatee “homeless guy” enough? Do I add the gray myself to appear more distinguished?
Dec 21st
Conversation of the night: "the turds"
me: Want me to get you another cookie? her: No way. I’ve had too many. me: Yeah, me too. [pause] These made out of the good flour? her: Half and half. me: You made these with just half whole wheat flour?! Why on earth just half? her: I made these to give away to people. I didn’t want to give them the turds. [end scene]
Dec 20th
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Dec 16th
giveitarun asked: You always crack me up with your comments. Thanks for the laughs! :)

Hope you're having a good week.
Dec 15th
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Wow. →
I was with him and committed to learning it until he totally lost me at the first “double dream hands.” /via Edit: Uh—I just made it to “freestyle.” I say again: wow.
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Dec 3rd